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  • CBP officers find woman in SUV’s gas tank at California-Mexico border crossing

    U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers discovered a woman being smuggled inside an SUV’s gas tank last week at the San Ysidro Port of Entry, according to court records.

    While CBP officers regularly find drugs hidden inside the gas tanks of vehicles, it’s much less common — if not unprecedented — to find a person concealed inside one.

    The woman, a Mexican citizen, was discovered when a CBP officer inspecting the SUV “observed a human foot sticking out” of the gas tank, according to a criminal complaint against the driver filed in San Diego federal court. Officers then began taking apart the tank, which was not factory standard, and discovered the woman lying in a puddle of gasoline, appearing disoriented and suffering from apparent chemical burns to her legs and feet; she was taken to a hospital for medical evaluation, treated and quickly released.

    The incident occurred around 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 27, and involved a U.S. citizen driving a GMC Yukon that an officer at the port of entry noticed was emitting a strong odor of gasoline, according to the criminal complaint. The driver allegedly acknowledged the smell and said that it had “been like that for a couple days.”

    The officer then knocked on the SUV’s gas tank, and believing that it sounded “solid” rather than hollow, requested a dog trained to sniff out drugs and humans, according to the court records. After the dog zeroed in on the underside of the SUV, the driver was detained, and the vehicle was taken to a secondary screening area.

    An officer monitoring a vehicle X-ray machine did not detect anything wrong with the vehicle, but another officer doing a physical inspection spotted the woman’s foot, according to the complaint. Officers then removed the SUV’s back seats and carpeting to reveal an access panel that appeared to have been newly welded.

    The officers pried open the panel to free the woman, who was unable to get out of the tank on her own, according to the court records. Officers, including a medic, helped her out of the tank and out of her gasoline-soaked clothes, then gave her a “decontamination shower” before an ambulance arrived and took her to a hospital.

    In an interview later that night, the woman told officers that she was going to pay $10,000 to be smuggled into the U.S., according to the complaint. She said she’d been instructed where to go and what vehicle to get into.

    She told officers that once she’d made her way into the gas tank, she heard someone outside screwing the compartment closed above her and realized that she was trapped inside with no way to get out on her own, according to the court records. She said she used a rag soaked in water and placed over her face to help her breathe because she felt like she would asphyxiate inside the tank.

    She also told the officers that as the SUV moved, gasoline was splashing on her and “she felt like she was burning alive,” the court records said. She said the burning feeling on her left leg was so intense that she thought she was going to lose her leg, and she estimated that she was in the tank for about 90 minutes.

    The SUV’s driver was arrested on suspicion of human smuggling for financial gain, and according to the complaint, he allegedly admitted to investigators that he knew he was smuggling a person inside the tank and had expected to be paid $5,000.

    The driver allegedly told investigators that he’d driven the SUV into Mexico about six days prior, given the vehicle to people he believed were human smugglers and then stayed at a Tijuana-area hotel waiting for the vehicle to be ready, according to the court records. He told investigators that he didn’t know where he was taking the woman but had been instructed to call for instructions after he crossed the border.

    The woman from the tank is not facing charges for trying to enter the U.S. but instead is a material witness in the case against the driver, which is typical for human smuggling cases.

  • California park’s use of human compost draws outcry

    The use of compost from human bodies on public parkland has a Central California conservation group facing criticism.

    The soil has been used at Sumner Peck Ranch, a 76-acre site north of Fresno overseen by the San Joaquin River Parkway and Conservation Trust. Its calendar lists events including school field trips and u-pick citrus and blueberry seasons.

    The human compost has put the trust at odds with the San Joaquin River Conservancy, a group with which it has partnered in the past.

    The conservancy’s chairperson, Kasey Austin-Tibbets, and Fresno County Supervisor Garry Bredefeld, who’s on the group’s board, were among officials who held a news conference Thursday, March 5, in Fresno to decry the use of the compost, the Fresno Bee reported.

    Bredefeld called the action illegal, without specifying what regulation he believes it violates, and implied it is environmentally harmful.

    Sharon Weaver, executive director of the trust that oversees Sumner Peck, told the Bee her group believes the practice and the partnership with Earth Funerals is environmentally beneficial. “It’s very disappointing that they are trying to suggest that we’re doing something harmful to the river,” she said.

    Weaver said the compost has been used since last year in a field that is away from the river and from agricultural areas.

    The soil material is obtained from Earth Funerals, a company that, as an alternative to burial or cremation, converts human remains into what it calls “a nutrient-rich soil that is ready to be returned to nature.”

    Families of clients whose bodies are composted can claim some or all of the resulting soil; what is left is used in the company’s two conservation projects, at the San Joaquin River site and on Washington’s Olympic Peninsula.

    At Thursday’s press conference, Bredefeld implied the practice runs afoul of Assembly Bill 351, under which “natural organic reduction” will become legal and regulated in California in 2027. Earth Funeral’s website states that clients in states where natural organic reduction is not yet a sanctioned option can still legally use the company’s facilities, in Washington and Nevada.

    Sumner Peck Ranch was acquired by the River Parkway Trust in 2020. The winemaker Solitary Cellars leases the buildings on the land, which are used for wine-tasting, live music and wedding facilities.

  • 2 women found dead a week apart in same Northern California motel room

    A Eureka motel has been closed after two women were found dead a week apart in the same room, the city’s police said.

    The deaths happened Feb. 21 and Feb. 26, said a police news release issued Thursday, March 5. It did not name the motel, but the Eureka Times-Standard identified it as the Lamplighter Inn, on Broadway (Highway 101) at Eureka’s south end, and published a photo of the motel’s rooms cordoned off by red hazard tape.

    In each of the two incidents, emergency workers responded to a report of two unconscious people in the room. And in each case, a woman was found dead and her companion was taken to a hospital, the police said.

    During the second incident, Humboldt Bay Fire personnel on the scene displayed unspecified signs of carbon monoxide exposure, the police said, and a monitoring device registered elevated levels of that toxic gas. The room did not have a carbon monoxide detector.

    The motel was ordered by Eureka’s code enforcement division on Tuesday, March 3, to remain closed until the heating and ventilation systems of all rooms have been inspected and carbon monoxide detectors installed.

    The women who died have not been publicly identified; one was 36 and the other 37, the police said. The surviving person in the Feb. 26 incident was reported to be in critical condition when admitted to the hospital.

    The emergency calls were initially described as being for suspected drug overdoses, but a police spokesperson told the news site Lost Coast Outpost that there was no evidence in the room supporting that conclusion.

    Carbon monoxide is an odorless gas that can be emitted by malfunctioning fuel-burning heaters. Early symptoms of poisoning include headaches, dizziness and nausea.

  • Punch the orphan macaque is outgrowing his plushie and making friends

    Punch the orphan macaque is outgrowing his plushie and making friends

    By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press

    ICHIKAWA, Japan — Punch the baby orphan macaque is outgrowing the orangutan plushie that comforted him through early rejection from his mother and other monkeys.

    Images of Punch dragging around the toy bigger than him drew attention to the residents of a zoo near Tokyo. When other monkeys shooed the baby away, Punch rushed back to the toy orangutan, hugging it for comfort.

    But he’s been using the toy less. On a recent day, Punch was seen climbing on the back of another monkey, sitting with adults and sometimes getting groomed or hugged.

    “It was good to see him grow, and I’m reassured,” said Sanae Izumi, a 61-year-old Punch fan from Osaka who came to the zoo because she was worried about the baby monkey. “He is adorable!”

    Punch was abandoned by his mother after his birth, presumably because of exhaustion. Zookeepers nursed him and gave him the toy to train him to cling, an ability newborn macaques need to survive.

    “Helping Punch learn the rules of monkey society and being accepted as a member is our most important task,” said Kosuke Kano, a 24-year-old zookeeper.

    Punch was so popular after images of him and his toy showed up online last month, the zoo had to set rules to make visitors be quiet and to limit viewing to 10 minutes to reduce stress for the more than 50 other monkeys.

    Punch eschewing the toy most of the time now is a good thing.

    “When he grows out of the plush toy that encourages his independence, and that’s what we are hoping for,” zoo director Shigekazu Mizushina said.

    Punch still sleeps with his toy every night, but Mizushina said the next thing keepers want to see is Punch bunched up with other monkeys to sleep.

  • Man breaks into Oakland police HQ, steals radio before arrest

    OAKLAND — A man accused of breaking into Oakland police headquarters Sunday night roamed several floors and stole a police radio before officers found him inside the building and arrested him, authorities said.

    The 57-year-old was charged Tuesday with second degree commercial burglary and vandalism, according to court records. Prosecutors say the vandalism charge stems from him allegedly throwing a brick through a glass security door to get inside the building.

    Authorities said the man broke the glass door about 7:15 p.m. Sunday at the six-story building in the 600 block of Washington Street, part of the police administration complex that spans Washington Street, Broadway, and Sixth and Seventh streets.

    The portion of the building he entered once housed municipal courts and county offices but is now used by several police department units, including the training section.

    An officer returning from a homicide scene discovered the break-in, prompting an extensive search of the building.

    Before officers found the man on the third floor about 8:20 p.m., he had searched offices on several floors and taken a police radio from one of them, authorities said. Police said he did not know how to use the radio and still had it in his possession when officers arrested him.

    Nothing else was reported stolen.

    The man declined to give a statement to police, authorities said.

    Court records show the man has three prior felony convictions: a 1989 Alameda County case involving transportation of a controlled substance and two Illinois convictions — one in 1991 for being a felon in possession of a firearm and another in 1995 for aggravated battery causing great bodily injury. He served a prison sentence for the firearm conviction and was placed on probation in the other cases.

    The burglary was the second break-in at a prominent Oakland government building in two weeks.

    Over Presidents Day weekend, a man entered City Hall, took keys to an SUV assigned to Mayor Barbara Lee and drove off with the vehicle from a city garage. The SUV was later recovered in Vallejo and the suspect was arrested and charged.

  • Police arrest suspected East Bay serial doughnut shop robber

    OAKLAND — A city resident has been arrested and charged with being one half of a local bandit crew that targeted doughnut shops almost exclusively, court records show.

    The 20-year-old Oakland man has been charged with four counts of second-degree robbery in connection with store hold-ups that occurred between Dec. 30, 2025, and Jan. 16, court records show. But police say he’s a suspect in six such incidents, including four that occurred on Jan. 16. All but one targeted doughnut shops in San Leandro and Oakland.

    He was identified from cellphone records, surveillance footage and victim statements, authorities said. When police came to arrest him last month, he was wearing shoes that looked like those worn by one robber.

    Police allege that the man and an uncharged accomplice would typically jump over the shops’ counters and raid the cash registers, or simply grab the cash registers and run. In one robbery of a shop on Market Street in Oakland, the employee “armed herself with a knife and confronted them, prompting both suspects to flee,” but they threw a coffee pot at her and caused $810 in damage during the incident, police said. Later that day, they showed up at a doughnut shop on Broadway, armed themselves with a coffee pot inside the store, and used it to commit a $100 robbery, authorities said.

    The 20-year-old man has pleaded not guilty and is being held in lieu of $100,000 bail, court records show.

  • Police arrested suspect East Bay serial donut robber

    OAKLAND — A city resident has been arrested and charged with being one half of a local bandit crew that targeted donut shops almost exclusively, court records show.

    The 20-year-old Oakland man has been charged with four counts of second degree robbery in connection with store hold-ups that occurred between Dec. 30, 2025 and last Jan. 16, court records show. But police say he’s a suspect in six such incidents, including four that occurred on Jan. 16. All but one targeted donut shops in San Leandro and Oakland.

    He was identified from cellphone records, surveillance footage, and victim statements, authorities said. When police came to arrest him last month, he was wearing shoes that looked similar to one of the robbers’ outfits.

    Police allege that the man and an uncharged accomplice would typically jump over the shops’ counters and raid the cash registers, or simply grab the cash registers and run. In one robbery of a shop on Market Street in Oakland, the employee “employee armed herself with a knife and confronted them, prompting both suspects to flee,” but they threw a coffee pot at her and caused $810 in damage during the incident, police said. Later that day, they showed up at a donut shop on Broadway, armed themselves with a coffee pot inside the store, and used it to commit a $100 robbery, authorities said.

    The 20-year-old man has pleaded not guilty and is being held in lieu of $100,000 bail, court records show.

  • FBI hazmat team descends on homemade science lab at luxury California house

    FBI hazmat team descends on homemade science lab at luxury California house

    A homemade science lab in a rented luxury home near the Great Park in Irvine has sparked a heavy, multiday response from an FBI hazardous materials team and other federal and local agencies.

    The landlord of the home in Altair, a guard-gated community of multimillion-dollar homes, called Irvine police on Monday afternoon, Feb. 23 to alert them to suspicious items, according to the Irvine Police Department. The home is on Cartwheel near Iluna.

    Officers arrived and summoned the Orange County Fire Authority, and the investigation later was turned over to the FBI.

    Irvine Police on Thursday issued a statement saying the situation began “after a juvenile at the residence mixed unknown chemicals.” Investigators were analyzing the substances, police said.

    A tented area could be seen outside the house on Thursday, along with multiple unmarked trucks, trailers, Irvine Police Department vehicles and OCFA SUVs.

    No nearby residents were evacuated as of mid-afternoon, when multiple black trash bags and brown cardboard boxes sat on the curb in front of the house.

    The surrounding neighborhood is quiet and serene, with large houses separated from the street by manicured lawns. The community is across the street from Portola High School.

    A spokeswoman in the FBI’s Los Angeles field office said the bureau’s Evidence Response Team and Hazardous Evidence Response Team responded to the residence at the request of the OCFA.

    “The FBI continues to work this matter jointly with the Irvine Police Department, the Orange County Fire Authority and the Orange County Sheriff’s Department,” FBI spokeswoman Lourdes Arocho said. “There is no known threat to public safety.”

    She declined to comment further.

    Still, some concerned Altair homeowners were eager to learn what the items were.

    Neighbors told KCBS Channel 2 that the National Guard arrived outside of the home on Monday afternoon, and that some were seen wearing shirts that said “Weapons of Mass Destruction Civil Support Team.” Images from the scene showed a massive presence of federal and local law enforcement officers.

    Longtime Irvine residents can remember a separate, unrelated hazmat case in a different Irvine neighborhood 26 years ago, when law enforcement authorities removed 27 canisters packed with plastic explosives and other hazardous materials from the home of a doctor in Woodbridge.

    After health inspectors cleared the house of Dr. Larry Ford, 250 residents of 52 nearby homes were allowed to return home, ending a four-day evacuation.

    Ford, 49 at the time, shot himself to death on March 2, 2000, a day after police searched his house.

    City News Service contributed to this report.

     

     

  • RFK Jr. and Kid Rock film shirtless workout video

    RFK Jr. and Kid Rock film shirtless workout video

    Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. teamed up with Kid Rock to shoot a workout video set to the tune of the latter’s 1999 song “Bawitdaba.”

    The 90-second spot begins with footage of the men posing shirtless in front of what appears to be a taxidermied bear. It then shows slow-motion imagery of a shark, a military plane and a bald eagle flying, followed by the words “Rock Out Work Out.”

    “I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD,” Kennedy captioned the video on social media.

    The public service announcement features the pair in various stages of dress doing various exercises — pushups in a gym, riding a stationary bike in a sauna and playing pickleball in a room with even more taxidermied animals.

    It ends with Kennedy, 72, and Kid Rock, 55, drinking whole milk in a hot tub.

    Kennedy is wearing jeans throughout the video, even when he submerges himself into what seems to be a tub filled with cold water.

    In its first day on social media, more than 11 million people viewed the video on X. Those included “The View” co-host Alyssa Farah Griffin, who served as the White House director of strategic communications during the first Trump administration.

    What the [bleep] did I just watch?” she wrote in response.

    Kennedy made headlines last week when he reminisced about his less-healthy years with podcaster Theo Von.

    “I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats,” he confessed.

    The political scion said he’s been in recovery for more than 40 years due to his struggles with drug addiction. Kennedy joked during his interview with Von that he’s “saving a seat” for Kid Rock at his rehabilitation meetings.