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  • Sausalito city manager appears in court to face charges

    Sausalito’s city manager made her first court appearance on Tuesday to face charges involving an alleged spate of crimes on the waterfront.

    Elaine Christina Forbes, 53, is charged with one count of prowling, two counts of unauthorized lodging on different boats and one count of petty theft of personal property.

    The charges are misdemeanors. Forbes has been at the Marin County Jail since Saturday morning, when sheriff’s deputies booked her on suspicion of felony burglary at a vessel at the Sausalito Yacht Harbor.

    In a brief proceeding, the court delayed the arraignment until Wednesday and did not address Forbes’ bail amount.

    Forbes did not enter a plea. Her defense attorney, Randall Knox, attended the proceeding by video link.

    Forbes, the former director of the Port of San Francisco for nine years, started the Sausalito job on July 1. She has a floating home on Richardson Bay just north of Sausalito city limits.

    The arrest happened two days after the Sausalito City Council met in closed session and approved a two-month leave of absence for Forbes. The city did not disclose the reason.

    On Friday, a former coworker concerned about Forbes filed a missing-person report with the Marin County Sheriff’s Office. The alleged burglary happened the following morning.

    Bill Aubrey, the captain of several vessels at the Sausalito Yacht Harbor, said he called authorities after finding Forbes aboard a client’s 75-foot cabin cruiser.

    “Even though she had locked all the doors, I was still able to get in and I confronted her,” Aubrey said. “Basically, I told her to get the heck off the boat, and then she looked at me and had a smile on her face, almost like she didn’t realize that anything was out of the ordinary.”

    The Marin County District Attorney’s Office filed charges on Monday. The complaint alleges that Forbes unlawfully entered two boats at the Sausalito Yacht Harbor, the Lisa Marie and the Sea Dog. It also alleges that she stole a woman’s clothing.

    A public relations consultant hired by family members of Forbes issued a statement saying she suffered a mental health crisis.

    “She appreciates that the city of Sausalito has been so supportive and understanding of the situation,” Knox said after the hearing Tuesday. “She’s got a tremendous network of friends and family who are trying to help her get through this.”

    Knox declined to comment on the alleged crimes.

    The city has named Assistant City Manager Brandon Phipps as interim city manager.

    “Our thoughts are with Elaine and her family,” the city said in a statement released on Monday. “She remains on a leave of absence while we evaluate the facts surrounding the matter.”

  • Sausalito’s new city manager charged in waterfront break-in

    The city manager of Sausalito was charged with a four-count criminal complaint Monday for an alleged break-in on the waterfront, but she avoided a felony case.

    Elaine Forbes, 53, is scheduled to appear for arraignment on Tuesday morning in Marin County Superior Court. The misdemeanor charges include one count of prowling, two counts of unauthorized lodging involving two different boats and one count of petty theft of personal property.

    Forbes remains in custody at the Marin County Jail.

    Forbes, who lives in a floating home in unincorporated Sausalito, was arrested early Saturday morning after she was found inside a yacht at a different marina, the Sausalito Yacht Harbor.

    The arrest happened two days after the Sausalito City Council met in closed session and approved a two-month leave of absence for her.

    Forbes, the former director of the Port of San Francisco for nine years, started the Sausalito job on July 1.

    Both the city and Forbes’ family hired crisis communications consultants after the arrest.

    “Our thoughts are with Elaine and her family,” the city said Monday. “She remains on a leave of absence while we evaluate the facts surrounding the matter.”

    The family’s statement said: “Elaine Forbes has devoted much of her life to public service and is widely respected by the many people who have worked with her over the years.”

    “We ask that no one rush to judgment based on limited information. Elaine is experiencing a mental health crisis,” it said. “As the facts become clearer and Elaine obtains legal and healthcare counsel in the coming hours and days, we hope people will respond with compassion, patience and respect for her and her family during an extraordinarily difficult time.”

    More details have emerged about the events leading to her arrest.

    On Friday, a former coworker concerned about Forbes filed a missing persons report with the Marin County Sheriff’s Office. The alleged burglary happened the following morning.

    Bill Aubrey, the captain of several vessels at the Sausalito Yacht Harbor, said he found Forbes aboard a client’s 75-foot cabin cruiser.

    “I have a vessel that I keep in the same harbor and I happened to be on board over the weekend,” he said. “So when the horn was going off at 5:30, 5:40 in the morning, I recognized the sound. I got up and actually rode a bicycle over there, and that’s when I discovered that someone was inside the vessel — in the wheelhouse.”

    “Even though she had locked all the doors, I was still able to get in and I confronted her,” Aubrey said. “Basically, I told her to get the heck off the boat, and then she looked at me and had a smile on her face, almost like she didn’t realize that anything was out of the ordinary.”

    “I said, ‘Why don’t you sit down and relax for a few minutes?’” he said. “At that point, I called 911, and the Sausalito Police Department was there in less than a minute and a half.”

    “The officer, I don’t recall his name, came on board, and he asked her, ‘Are you Elaine?’ And she said yes. And he said, ‘We’ve been looking for you,’” Aubrey said.

    “Then he asked if I could be excused because he wanted to speak to her. I figured everything was safe and sound with him on board and with her demeanor.”

    Sausalito police called the sheriff’s office and asked it to take over as a “courtesy report,” Marin County sheriff’s Sgt. Adam Schermerhorn said Monday.

    Forbes, who was wearing navy blue shorts and a gray T-shirt, was given a blanket to warm up, Aubrey said. She was escorted to a patrol car, where questioning continued.

    For more than two hours, police searched the cabin cruiser “and looked at everything she may have touched,” he said. They took two empty liquor bottles – Grey Goose vodka and tequila. Some glasses were on the countertop.

    Forbes apparently told officers she also had been aboard a neighboring boat, Aubrey said.

    Police contacted the owner, went aboard, but found “nothing was disturbed,” he said.

    Forbes was taken to the Marin County Jail and booked on suspicion of burglary, a felony. The bail amount was set at $50,000.

    As word of the arrest spread, calls for support emerged. Positive People for Sausalito, a community group, sent out an email in support of Forbes.

    “We are terribly upset by this,” it said. “Ms. Forbes’ background as head of the Port of San Francisco is an exciting and promising background for Sausalito.”

    “This is a difficult personal situation for her and a real setback for the city,” it said. “The investigation is ongoing, and out of respect for that process and privacy, we won’t speculate about how it may proceed or resolve.”

    Diane Oshima, who worked under Forbes for a decade at the Port of San Francisco, was baffled by the arrest.

    “I really have nothing to compare it to because it is counter to my experience and my personal relationship with Elaine,” she said. “I was very excited for Sausalito to have her as a city manager because her specific experience and career as a public government official seemed to line up so well with the needs and the issues Sausalito faced.”

    “I hope people can find compassion to help resolve the situation because we all are vulnerable to some of these episodes,” she said. “This is a new event that I never would have expected to have to address.”

  • Sausalito’s new city manager arrested in burglary case

    The city manager of Sausalito has been arrested less than three weeks after starting the job, throwing the city into a period of potential turmoil.

    Elaine Christina Forbes, 53, was booked into the Marin County Jail early Saturday on suspicion of burglary, a felony. Her bail amount was set at $50,000.

    Forbes spent the night in jail and remained in custody Sunday morning. The booking log lists her as a San Francisco resident, but she recently moved to a floating home she bought just outside the northern city limit of Sausalito.

    The alleged crime happened at about 6:50 a.m. at the Sausalito Yacht Harbor along Humboldt Avenue. Authorities received a call about a burglary and found Forbes inside a yacht belonging to someone else, according to Lt. Domenick Yazzolino of the Marin County Sheriff’s Office.

    Sheriff’s deputies handled the preliminary investigation as a courtesy to Sausalito police, Yazzolino said. Forbes said she was having a “bad morning” and told officers to get off her boat, Yazzolino said.

    Deputies took Forbes to the county jail. The state penal code section for the offense defines burglary as entering a building or vehicle with the intent to commit a felony.

    The arrest follows an unusual closed session of the City Council on Thursday to discuss Forbes. After the meeting, the council issued a short statement announcing that Forbes was on administrative leave, and officials took no questions.

    “The Sausalito City Council met in closed session today and approved a leave of absence for Elaine Forbes through September 8,” the statement said. “Assistant City Manager Brandon Phipps is Acting City Manager and will oversee the day-to-day responsibilities of City Manager during this period. In order to respect privacy rights and employment laws, the City will not further discuss this personnel matter.”

    Mayor Steven Woodside and Phipps could not be reached on Sunday. The city released a statement saying it would not comment on the allegations because of the ongoing investigation, but called the arrest “a difficult development for our city staff and our community.”

    “It is anticipated the City Council will discuss next steps at its upcoming City Council meeting,” it said. The council is scheduled to meet on Tuesday.

    The council appointed Forbes as city manager in May, and she assumed the post on July 1. Her annual salary is $275,000.

    “I feel prepared and deeply called to serve as your city manager,” Forbes said in a letter to the council at the time of her appointment. “Sausalito represents a natural evolution of my career and, in many ways, a homecoming.”

    Before joining Sausalito, Forbes was the executive director at the Port of San Francisco for nine years, overseeing a staff of about 270. Forbes was raised in the Bay Area and attended Bahia Vista Elementary School and Davidson Middle School in San Rafael.

    Forbes replaced Chris Zapata, who held the job for five years and is now one of Marin’s assistant county executives.

    The arrest of Forbes comes as the city faces an array of pressures from without and within.

    Like other parts of Marin, the city is managing a surge in state-mandated housing production and development proposals of extraordinary scale. It also is trying to fortify its sea-level defenses; prepare for one November ballot measure and possibly another involving the Marinship maritime sector; and manage ongoing budget uncertainties.

    In June, the City Council adopted a $29.4 million placeholder budget for the 2026-2027 fiscal year that includes a $1.3 million deficit. Half of that deficit was to accommodate three new staff positions that Forbes requested: community development director, administrative aide and information technology manager.

    In February, an auditor found that city officials made $1.37 million in unauthorized expenditures during the prior fiscal year. The spending, which could have been approved by City Council budget adjustments, occurred in 14 funds.

    The city ended that fiscal year with revenues exceeding projections by $1.5 million.

    During a council meeting on Feb. 17, Woodside said the unauthorized spending was “not acceptable” but apparently not chronic.

    “We had three different finance directors during the period, and it’s pretty clear the controls were not as rigid as they should have been,” he said.

  • William Shatner, 95, to debut his heavy metal band The *uckers

    William Shatner, 95, to debut his heavy metal band The *uckers

    William Shatner, the 95-year-old actor famous for playing Captain James T. Kirk on “Star Trek,” is gearing up to debut his heavy metal rock band, The *uckers, this fall.

    The group — comprised of veteran rockers Marcus Nand, Phillip Soussan, Britt Lightning and Fred Aching in addition to Shatner— is slated to perform at Riot Fest on Sunday, Sept. 20 at Chicago’s Douglass Park, marking what will be their first in-person concert, according to a press release.

    “This is an event you definitely will be telling your grandchildren about!” Shatner wrote in an Instagram post, which also features an image of the actor with a guitar raised above his head. “I hope to see you there.”

    The fest, which runs from Sept. 18-20, is set to feature more than 100 different artists and performers. In addition to Shatner’s band,  other bands set to take the stage include Twenty One Pilots, Iggy Pop, Pixies, Tool, Morrissey, Nas, Pierce the Veil, Alanis Morissette, Twin Peaks among many others.

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    “I’ve always believed that music, like space, is about exploration,” Shatner said in a statement. “Riot Fest is exactly the kind of place where anything can happen. We’re bringing volume, intensity, and a few surprises. I can’t wait to share this experience with the fans.”

    Riot Fest founder Mike “Riot Mike” Petryshyn celebrated landing the Canadian actor, a collaboration he said has been a long time coming.

    “After years of persistently — and perhaps annoyingly —writing letters to William Shatner about performing at Riot Fest, it appears that he was finally compelled,” he said. “I for one cannot wait to see Shatner get heavy.”

  • Threat to stab horse at Northern California rodeo prompts online rumors

    Following an altercation between a group of youths and animal owners on Tuesday evening at the Fortuna Rodeo, the Fortuna Police Department is noting that safety is a top priority for the city during Rodeo Week.

    It’s also advising that, despite rumors to the contrary, the FPD does not believe Tuesday’s incident is connected to a July 3 incident at a local assisted living facility in which several juvenile suspects were reportedly witnessed trespassing and antagonizing residents and staff. FPD Lieutenant Jason Kadle told the Times-Standard that online rumors about what one Facebook commentator characterized as “the juveniles that have been terrorizing Fortuna” were just that — online rumors.

    “We don’t have any evidence or supporting facts that say that is the same juveniles,” Kadle said.

    As to what happened Tuesday, Kadle said that the rumors trace back to a specific altercation late that evening.

    “Apparently there were some juveniles in the area near where a lot of the junior rodeo contestants are camping and have their horses in portable pens near their trailers,” Kadle explained. “And some juveniles were, … from what I understand, they were trying to pet the horses, and the owners asked them not to do that. And there was a little bit of a verbal back and forth. … They were asked to leave, and then they made a threat that they were going to stab the horse.”

    Kadle said that the FPD is taking that seriously, especially as they involved threats of violence to animals.

    “Those horses are worth a lot of money, and I definitely wouldn’t appreciate that being said about my animals as well,” Kadle said.

    The FPD, Kadle said, has increased patrols, and he said that anyone caught violating the law or the rodeo’s rules will be told to leave the premises and barred from returning to the event. He also said that anyone caught committing a crime at the event would face legal consequences.

    “The rodeo is a big event for us here in Fortuna, and we want to make sure that everybody’s safe, including the animals,” Kadle said. “We want everybody to come down and take part in the events. It’s a great time, and we’re going to (ensure that with) any kind of horseplay or anything that happens in the park that we deem as a nuisance, we are definitely gonna remove those people from the park. And if they come back, we will issue citations, or if it’s an incident where we can take somebody to jail or the (juvenile) hall, that’s definitely going to be on the table.”

    That being said, Kadle said that the Fortuna Rodeo is far from a rowdy event.

    “We make sure that we are ready and capable to deal with whatever we need to deal with,” Kadle said. “ And we wouldn’t be able to do this without the help of the outside agencies that come in: Eureka Police Department, the Arcata Police Department, Rio Dell, Ferndale. We put out requests for mutual aid from all of them, and we get officers from all those agencies to come in and help.”

    Robert Schaulis can be reached at 707-441-0585.

  • Robotaxi riders are falling asleep, sparking frantic 911 calls

    By Kara Carlson and Natalie Lung, Bloomberg

    Waking up in a Waymo comes as a shock.

    Ditto Kasendar remembers soft music drifting from the robotaxi’s speakers as he rode home late at night from a friend’s birthday party last year. The next moment, Los Angeles firefighters were opening the door and asking if he was OK.

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    His six-minute trip had ended nearly an hour before. A remote Waymo assistant, dialing in through the car’s speakers, repeatedly tried to rouse him and finally called 911 when he wouldn’t stir.

    “I was like, ‘Oh my god, what happened?’” said Kasendar, 30, an interior designer.

    Kasendar’s robocab nap was, unfortunately, not an isolated incident.

    As companies like Alphabet Inc. and Tesla Inc. bring self-driving taxis to more cities, the messier aspects of serving unpredictable humans are becoming harder to ignore. Passengers are falling asleep, spilling drinks, dropping food, vomiting, experiencing medical emergencies and, in at least two instances, giving birth in the cars. They stumble out of the vehicles and forget to close the doors, forcing the operators to pay nearby gig workers to do it.

    These seemingly minor nuisances are becoming a drain on municipal resources and complicating the rollout of robotaxi service.

    So many robotaxi customers have nodded off in the midst of a ride that Austin police and firefighters even have a name for the incidents: “sleepers.” The Texas capital recorded 99 such calls in Waymo’s first nine months of service there, said Roger Patterson, a commander with Austin-Travis County Emergency Medical Services.

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    If tired or wasted passengers fall asleep in a traditional taxi or rideshare, the driver can shout or shake them awake. Not so in a robotaxi. Remote assistants monitoring the cars try talking through the speakers and checking on passengers with interior cameras. But if they get no response, company protocols often require them to call 911. And first responders have to assume the worst.

    Austin dispatchers treat an incident as a potential heart attack if the remote assistant can’t tell whether the passenger is breathing, Patterson said. In the end, only about 3% of such calls require transporting the passenger to a hospital, he said. But the incidents tie up personnel who might be needed elsewhere.

    “We don’t want to commit a significant number of resources to these calls when, statistically, we know that most of the time, these people do not need further medical treatment,” Patterson told an Austin City Council meeting in April. “These calls are very resource-heavy.”

    For the cities involved, robotaxis can pose other problems that require a human response. In San Francisco, more than 60 Waymos had to be moved out of the way after a widespread blackout in December left the cars paralyzed on city streets, in some cases blocking first responders.

    Last week, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration sent autonomous driving companies a letter saying some cars have been driving through emergency scenes, ignoring flares and traffic cones and obstructing ambulances. It urged the companies to find solutions and said the administration would set up meetings with them to ensure the problems are addressed.

    “When someone else is there to take on the responsibility, then that divests the company of a lot of incentives to do something,” said Bryant Walker Smith, an associate law professor at the University of South Carolina and expert on automated vehicle technology. “Local governments are massively subsidizing the research and development and operation of automated driving.”

    Tom Dwiggins, fire chief of a Phoenix suburb served by Waymo, said the companies need to standardize their procedures so first responders won’t have to guess how to immobilize vehicles, open car doors and contact remote assistants in an emergency.

    “We would love to see one standard approach across the board,” said Dwiggins, with the Chandler, Arizona fire department. “If you expect a firefighter in a four-minute response to look up research, try to figure out which vehicle it is, what type of platform it’s on, what company — that’s not going to happen.”

    Robotaxi companies don’t publicly report statistics on slumbering customers or mid-ride emergencies, making it difficult to gauge the scale of such problems. Most host cities aren’t in a rush to publicly discuss them, either. Officials in San Francisco, ground zero for the technology’s testing and deployment, did not disclose numbers despite repeated requests from Bloomberg, although Austin officials in a public meeting said San Francisco experienced 250 such incidents in 2025.

    The rollout of autonomous taxis, however, can at times resemble a vast social experiment, testing technology and people alike.

    Alphabet’s Waymo, Amazon.com Inc.-owned Zoox and Tesla have had to design incentives to keep passengers from trashing cars that lack a watchful human driver. Tesla, for example, charges users $50 for moderate messes such as food spills or significant dirt. Smoking or leaving biowaste behind costs $150.

    Waymo, meanwhile, prompts users to report their own spills, charging a $50 cleaning fee that jumps to $100 if the next passenger discovers the mess first. Repeat offenders — for trash and smoking violations — will be charged more, according to the company’s help page.

    “Life happens, which is why we have robust systems and trained professionals ready to support our riders and fleet when it does,” said a Waymo spokesperson. “Since Waymo is a shared space, we ask riders to treat the vehicles with respect and let us know if a car needs more attention so it stays clean and pristine for the next person.”

    The absence of a driver can lull passengers into thinking they can do whatever they want, unobserved. But the cars have internal cameras. Waymo’s remote team of support staff, for example, can access that footage to conduct cleanliness checks or if they detect unusual activity or rule violations.

    And someone will always find the mess. Waymos — all of them electric — return to their depots when they require charging, giving workers a chance to clean the cars. If they have to deal with any sort of biohazard, they are paid extra for the shift, one former contractor told Bloomberg News. A recent job listing for an autonomous vehicle cleaner posted by Moove, Waymo’s fleet partner in Miami, included “respond to biohazard incidents (vomit, blood, spills) per OSHA bloodborne pathogen protocol” as one of the job’s responsibilities. “Full PPE and training are provided,” the posting read.

    Social media show many passengers are willing to ride with some level of mess, even if it annoys them. They often post snapshots of the refuse, including beer cans, spilled fries, a half-eaten bowl — even cracked eggs.

    Sarah Vasile, a frequent Waymo rider in Los Angeles, has found trash and alcohol left inside some vehicles. Her roommate recently took a ride during which BuzzBallz rolled out from beneath the seat. Still, Vasile considers the robotaxis cleaner than most human-driven cabs or rideshares.

    Last year, Vasile realized she had stepped in dog poop just before her Waymo arrived. She hit the call button on the back screen of the car to report the issue to Waymo remote assistants, who thanked her and said the car would return to its depot after her trip was done. She wasn’t charged for cleaning.

    “It made me feel good knowing that they weren’t going to send the car to someone else,” she said.

    Preventing or cleaning filth, however, pales in comparison to the problems posed by medical emergencies en route.

    Waymo has a team of specialized, US-based agents dedicated to coordinating with first responders during incidents, according to the company’s written testimony to US Senator Ed Markey in February. Riders who experience a medical emergency can reach out to 911 directly or contact Waymo’s remote support staff via the in-car tablet. Zoox passengers can press the “emergency call” button located above them, on the screen, or on their app to connect with a support representative who will contact first responders as necessary, according to a company spokesperson.

    In December, a passenger in San Francisco on her way to the hospital even gave birth in a Waymo’s back seat. The remote assistant called to check on the rider and contacted 911 after the vehicle detected “unusual activity,” according to NBC News. That marked at least the second Waymo delivery, following a similar situation in Phoenix.

    David Margines, director of product management at Waymo, said the vehicles can offer a safer solution in emergencies than a traditional taxi or rideshare, whose driver may not know how to respond.

    For his part, Kasendar said the response to his accidental nap made him even more likely to use Waymo, which he rides about four or five times a week. It didn’t hurt that the experience ultimately did not cost him more than the original $8 fare, even with the added time.

    “It feels safer in a way,” Kasendar said. “With humans you don’t know what’s going to happen, but with Waymo you do know.”

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  • Unidentified marine animal bites person in Foster City Lagoon

    FOSTER CITY – Go for a dip, get a nip.

    On Monday afternoon, an unidentified marine animal bit a person in the Foster City Lagoon near Shearwater Isle, according to the Foster City Police Department.

    “Based on the initial assessment, the injury is consistent with a bite from a small marine animal,” police said in a news release. “At this time, the exact species has not been confirmed.”

    While efforts are made to keep bay marine life out of the lagoon, the possibility always exists for creatures to make their way into the body of water, according to police.

    Police are coordinating with other agencies and plan to provide updates if more information becomes available. In the meantime, people are being asked to report any “unusual marine animal activity.”

    “Thank you for your cooperation in helping keep our community safe,” police said in the news release.

    The lagoon, which serves as a drainage detention basin, spans 212 acres and has an average depth of about 6 feet, according to the city’s website. Swimming, along with boating and fishing, is permitted.

    Check back for updates.

  • Video from Safeway puts a twist on Tahoe Goldilocks story

    A Tahoe-area man who reported someone had been living in his house knew sheriff’s deputies were on the right track when they showed him video of a Safeway shopper.

    Video image of man sought in alleged Tahoe home break-in. (Douglas County Sheriff's Office)
    Video image of man sought in alleged Tahoe home break-in. (Douglas County Sheriff’s Office) 

    The stranger was wearing the homeowner’s clothes.

    The sheriff’s office in Nevada’s Douglas County is now seeking the public’s help identifying the “person of interest.”

    A report last week from the agency said the case began when the homeowner returned from a three-week vacation and found that somebody had been inside his house, near Lake Tahoe’s east shore. Among the indications: Food was missing and personal property had been disturbed — including the man’s birth certificate, which was gone.

    Sheriff’s investigators searching the home for clues found a recent receipt for the purchase of two packs of Camel cigarettes from the Safeway at the Round Hill Shopping Center, on Highway 50 north of Stateline.

    They obtained the store’s surveillance video for the time of the purchase, and zeroed in on a specific shopper.

    The homeowner didn’t recognize the man but recognized the clothes: a plaid shirt and a trucker hat from his own wardrobe.

    The sheriff’s office has released an image of the shopper, to whom deputies would like to speak, and asks that anyone who has information on the case contact its Stateline office, (775) 586-7253.

     

     

  • 31 miles, 9 Taco Bell items and the hot sun? Napa trio brings underground ultrarun to North Bay

    For the area’s many elite runners, distance races can be as much about fueling and hydration strategies as they are about mileage build-up and training plans.

    On race day, athletes dial in the amount of carbohydrates they are taking in via gels and sports drinks and they plan to the moment when said fueling must occur to optimize performance in a race setting. Nothing is left to chance.

    The Napa Taco Bell 30K/50K is not that race.

    Imagine, if you will, asking a crowd of runners not to stretch and limber up before the starter gun fires, but to take down a soft taco with seasoned beef and set out on an all-day run.

    The idea is painfully (literally) simple. In order to be considered not a finisher but a “survivor” of the 50K event, one must run the approximately three miles between Napa’s two Taco Bell restaurants, eating a food item at nine of the 10 stops over a total of 31 miles.

    Wait, there’s more.

    While racers are allowed to pick and choose from the menu what might sit best in their gastrointestinal tract, there are two required food items. By stop No. 4, runners must have consumed at least one Chalupa Supreme or one Crunchwrap Supreme. By stop No. 8 (which is approximately 24 miles in) runners must have consumed at least one Burrito Supreme (think seasoned beef, onions, sour cream, cheese, beans, lettuce and red sauce) or one Nachos Bell Grande (same ingredients, just add chips).

    Runners are asked to literally have receipts – in the form of wrappers from their orders.

    As a journalist, I usually have many questions.

    On this story it all boils down to just one. Why?

    “We said, ‘Let’s plan something kind of silly, kind of dumb, and pretty fun and see what happens,” said Ryan Melendez, 31, of Vallejo.

    Melendez is one of the three co-conspirators putting on the inaugural Napa Taco Bell 50K. He’s joined by Alec Villagomez, 30, of Napa and Jamie O’Sullivan, 49, of Napa. All three are elite runners with athletic resumes full of short, medium and long races. All three are training for the Javelina Jundred in October, a race so long it spans two days, not one.

    But nary a one of them have done any mileage carrying a belly full of Chalupa.

    “I think just the volume of food is going to be tough,” Villagomez said. “I think having a running stomach that is somewhat delicate, I’m worried about the volume of things I’m going to put in it. But there comes a kind of Zen moment and you have to be uncomfortable in a run and accept it.”

    But distance runners are nothing if not optimistic folk. How could you lace up and run 50 kilometers (31 miles) and not hold a hopeful outlook? Hopeful that this pain will pass, that the next step will bring something better, that the finish line must be close?

    So Villagomez said he’s banking on camaraderie and good cheer among his fellow runners to lift him in moments when the cheese and sour cream hit.

    “In this race the discomfort will be a bloated stomach,” he said. “It’s going to be a hot day, the Taco Bell aspect, but I think it will be a lively atmosphere.”

    See what I mean about optimistic?

    Melendez, Villagomez and O’Sullivan  — they go by Larry, Curly & Moe on some social media sign-up pages — did not invent this mayhem, but they loved the sound of it so much they decided to bring it to Napa where all three are active in the running community.

    Call it a franchising effort.

    “We all love Taco Bell and we all love running,” Villagomez said. “We have never tried the two together but we assume it would all go together. And then we’d see if we could get anybody to join us.”

    So far, they have lured about 40 runners into their web.

    The event started in Colorado. In October, the ninth running of the Denver Taco Bell 50K will be held. There, it’s a sweeping loop of the metro area with almost exactly the same rules as those adopted by the crew in Napa: 31 miles, nine stops, required items and bonuses if you can take down 2 liters of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and/or slather all items in Diablo sauce (and take a Diablo sauce shooter at the finish line).

    Not familiar with the Baja Blast? Me neither, but I found this description on the interwebs: “Tastes like the back end of a Slurpee.”

    What you are not allowed to imbibe? Pepto-Bismol, Alka-Seltzer and the like. This race is au naturel.

    But pacers are allowed “for moral support and holding your hair if you must eject a Gordita.”

    So popular has this adventure proven to be that sister events have popped up in Washington, D.C. and in the Twin Cities and in Southern California.

    So why not Napa?

    One “problem” (but what are ultra runners if not on-the-fly problem-solvers) was that the city only has two Taco Bell restaurants. So a sweeping loop route was out of the question.

    But Melendez, Villagomez and O’Sullivan measured the distance between the Soscol Road Bell and the one on Jefferson Street. It was almost exactly a 5K (3.1 miles) between the two and runners could be funneled onto the Napa Valley Vine Trail for the majority of their miles.

    But because the organizers don’t want runners with wobbly legs and wobblier stomachs out on the city streets all night, there is a 10-hour time limit for finishing and anyone on the course after 7 p.m. must wear a headlamp.

    “Actually this is where there is a soft side to all of us,” O’Sullivan said. “We didn’t want anyone on the Vine Trail after 8 p.m. and we wanted a 10-hour cutoff.”

    O’Sullivan was tasked with letting Taco Bell know of their plans. There is zero affiliation with the restaurants but organizers hope it might be considered a boon for business on a Saturday. Still, O’Sullivan wanted to cover their bases and be respectful.

    “I don’t want anybody to be an unintentional victim, I don’t want anybody to be overworked,” he said. “This is going to be busy.”

    So he set up a meeting with one of the managers. By O’Sullivan’s telling, what followed was in line with the whimsical feel of the event.

    “I showed up with the waiver and the rules and the flier and she said, ‘I thought you were kidding,’” he said. “I was like, ‘No, I’m quite serious.’”

    I showed up at said Taco Bell to confirm this story but did not hear back from the manager by my deadline.

    Melendez, Villagomez and O’Sullivan might seem diabolical for staging such an event – they even planned a late 10 a.m. start to make sure it would be extra hot out there. But they are generous.

    There is no fee for entry, just the cost of perhaps losing a sliver of dignity. They are also working out a Dine and Donate plan for each of the Taco Bells with funds going to the two elementary schools closest to the restaurants.

    “This is our community,” O’Sullivan said. “We don’t want to create any negativity around this event.”

    Plus, he figures that the back and forth nature of the route will mean less a crush of runners than a steady flow of customers. The route also means that athletes will see each other out there, be able to root each other on and offer support. And that is what the trio of organizers are going for.

    “There is a saying, if you want to run fast, run by yourself, but if you want to run far, run with others,” Melendez said. “It’s community. For long endurance events, it’s very supportive and just great… definitely the community being able to share suffering experiences with yourself is really big.”

    And Melendez, Villagomez and O’Sullivan say they already have a slew of folks signed up to volunteer on the course and outside the restaurants. They will be checking less for scofflaws (when I asked about the potential for cheating, O’Sullivan was appalled at the idea: “It’s totally honor system. That is one of the things we will tell the runners, ‘Are you really going to cheat on this? What is wrong with you?’”) than making sure runners are carrying water and standing upright.

    “All of our volunteers are runners,” Villagomez said.

    There are plans for a “vibe station” with music and good cheer for a needed morale boost when the build up of seasoned beef might get one down.

    Organizers plan to have medals at the finish line for all survivors. To that end, there is a sign-up deadline on July 15.

    But very clearly, completing this “race” isn’t about hanging a medal around your neck. It’s about something next-level, Villagomez said.

    “We are hoping that everyone shows up and has a good time,” he said. “Anyone who shows up do the Taco Bell 50 is a champion of the heart.”

    And of the gut.

    How to participate

    To participate in the Napa Taco Bell 30K/50K, register at https://pdne.ws/4gvlmDw

    Event starts at 10 a.m. August 29 at the Taco Bell, 155 Soscol Avenue in Napa.

    Register by July 15 to ensure finisher medal.

    You can reach Staff Columnist Kerry Benefield at 707-526-8671 or kerry.benefield@pressdemocrat.com. On Instagram @kerry.benefield.